Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Ladies Love Cool James, but NCIS... I don’t quite love you.

Dear NCIS and whomever this may concern, 

I recently plopped myself in front of the television to watch an NCIS marathon. Let me tell you, you have some very pretty people on the show! LL Cool J - are you furrreal?! And that little woman running the show with her iron fist, mushy heart and bag of tricks – she’s great, too! So what am I complaining about, you ask? Not only has the dialogue gone from cute partner-ly banter to predictable, but you are slowly rotting the impressionable minds of the you who make up the fabric of society. The show is popular, and of course entertaining but at what cost? I’m not one to write about the plight of the Muslim in the Western world, but here goes it! 

Every episode they are chasing a new breed of terrorist: the shady immigrant, the air pilot, the home-grown disgruntled, and even the well-established business man wearing a beautiful Italian suit. I know you’re thinking, “but they are all so different Naila, where on Earth are you going with this?” Aha! But they have something in common....Arabic last names. So yes, American public, they might be terror suspects, regardless of anything save for their names. Better check with local authorities before engaging them in pleasantries!

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